06-05-2026 | 11:09am - Remember kids, they have you fighting a culture war to stop you from fighting a class war.
06-01-2026 | 6:03pm - Fuck Emanuel Cleaver and his spam calls.
05-31-2026 | 5:07pm - Seeing so many new homeless people in deep south KC. I have a feeling that people in power are dumping them down here while the World Cup happens.
05-23-2026 | 8:09am - TIL Sam of Sam is still alive and is younger than my parents. How about that!
05-18-2026 | 8:04pm - Fucking Chicano border patrol agent arresting a dude because of his accent. You've got an accent too, puto!
05-15-2026 | 8:52am - The lady from the Zevo commercials needs to fall into one of those bug zappers and die.
05-13-2026 | 12:04pm - Can you imagine all the shit humanity could accomplish if we all worked together instead of fighting with each other all the time? We'd be like the Jetsons by now.
05-12-2026 | 6:19pm - What's up with Missouri going against the will of the people?
05-10-2026 | 7:16am - Happy Mother's Day!
05-08-2026 | 10:38pm - Really enjoyed Birthday Candles.
05-04-2026 | 10:07pm - Fuck the Met Gala.
05-04-2026 | 8:57am - May the 4th be with you is the dumbest thing ever. Literally went through the late 70s, the 80s, the 90s without ever hearing that. It wasn't until Disney bought Lucasfilm that it really took off.
05-02-2026 | 9:03am - Of Mice and Men opera was boring AF.
04-28-2026 | 6:31am - Remembering Graham Hoffman.
04-27-2026 | 6:26am - Happy International Crow and Raven Appreciation Day!
04-24-2026 | 4:57pm - Old lady on the news talking about how we only take our knowledge and our families with us when we die. WTF? We ain't taking shit with us when we die, old lady. Nada. Not a damn thing.
04-24-2026 | 6:46am - Which ad do you prefer? I don't fucking care, Hulu. I mute them all.
04-22-2026 | 5:01pm - Oh look the Royals are moving their stadium to the Crown Center area. How many millions or billions in incentives will the billionaires get?
04-21-2026 | 1:53pm - Hold up. Amazon is giving $5 billion to Anthropic who in turn vow to purchase $100 billion worth of Amazon cloud services in return? It all might as well be Monopoly money at this point.
04-21-2026 | 8:45am - Sandy from Happy Home Buyers ruins my morning when I'm watching the local news. TV off.
04-20-2026 | 4:55pm - Oh cool! The new CEO of Apple is just another white guy!
04-20-2026 | 7:46am - Happy 420 Day to all who celebrate. Y'all some stinky ass mother fuckers.
04-17-2026 | 8:05am - The digital detox while I was in Vegas was nice.
04-13-2026 | 10:31am - Wait. I thought Mark Zuckerberg was already an AI bot?
04-13-2026 | 6:34am - So let me get this straight. Our gas prices are higher because Iran was fucking around with the Strait of Hormuz. Now it will probably go up even more because the US is fucking around with the Strait of Hormuz? Is this real life?
04-09-2026 | 9:13pm - All politicians are shitty.
04-07-2026 | 9:23pm - Was today the ultimate TACO Tuesday? Sure seems like it.
04-06-2026 | 12:29pm - If you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
04-03-2026 | 4:42am - If my folks spoke like Trump speaks, I would seriously be considering putting them into a nursing home.
04-01-2026 | 5:41pm - Artemis II launch is the best thing to happen in the United States in a while. God speed.
03-31-2026 | 7:44pm - According to NBC News, ICE will be at Marine Corps graduation events to identify undocumented family members. Whenever you're ready for a military coup, Marines. Whenever you're ready.
03-31-2026 | 5:35am - War is the dumbest thing ever.
03-28-2026 | 7:12am - Missouri politics is a special kind of stupid, ain't it?
03-27-2026 | 6:53pm - Proud to support the unionizing efforts at Mid-Continent Public Library!
03-25-2026 | 5:09pm - I stand for true intellectual freedom in libraries, not faux intellectual freedom.
03-24-2026 | 4:34pm - Tired of not being able to taste or smell.
03-23-2026 | 6:25pm - We can't be friends if you don't agree that Brüno is a cinematic masterpiece.
03-23-2026 | 9:39am - A cult by any other name is still a cult.
03-22-2026 | 9:46am - Well how about that. I got COVID for what I believe is the first time ever. Got over the ick quick, but then I couldn't taste or smell this morning! Double positive tests.
03-22-2026 | 6:46am - Dictatorship? More like DICKtatorship, ammiright?!
03-21-2026 | 5:13pm - Sophia Vergara. Nice to look at, turn the TV off when her voice comes on.
03-21-2026 | 8:04am - So the movie, The Surfer, is just one big advertisement for the Ford Maverick huh?
03-20-2026 | 9:22am - Still a big sickie baby. Blah.
03-19-2026 | 6:22am - I am such a big baby when I'm sick.
03-17-2026 | 7:30am - St. Patrick's Day. The only day where HR will allow you to pinch a coworker's ass without any repercussions.
03-16-2026 | 7:01pm - Shelved needs another season.
03-15-2026 | 8:59pm - The world is burning, people are dying, but YAY it's the fucking Oscars. GTFO with that celeb bullshit.
03-14-2026 | 9:58pm - So is Bibi kaput or what?
03-13-2026 | 8:00am - Sandy with Happy Home Buyers always ruins my morning while watching the news. Go away, Sandy. You and that banana toting guy with the smirk on his face have GOT to go.
03-11-2026 | 7:37am - The Dinosaurs on Netflix is boring AF.
03-10-2026 | 4:15pm - Two fucking years. That's it? Two fucking years? Fuck that shit. IYKYK
03-09-2026 | 7:43am - That one sportsbetting dude looks like an old school mafia boss.
03-06-2026 | 3:09pm - I keep hearing that Trump is betraying his voters. If that's true, shouldn't the Democrats be ecstatic by now?
03-04-2026 | 10:02am - I'll give Talarico a shot for the sake of my beloved Texas, but he looks like just another white boy to me.
03-03-2026 | 8:51am - Grindmaxxing a poopies before work.
03-02-2026 | 6:55pm - Friendly fire? In this day and age? Fucking stupid.
03-01-2026 | 5:39am - Oh look, it's March already.
02-28-2026 | 10:49am - Fuck OpenAI.
02-28-2026 | 8:26am - No more wars.
02-25-2026 | 3:18pm - I wonder if John Fetterman is a cuck at home just as much as he is in politics?
02-24-2026 | 10:20pm - So what's the state of the Union? Pretty fucked up if you ask me.
02-24-2026 | 8:16am - What if Punch is just the Trump of monkeys and the monkeys know and so that's why they were beating the shit out of Punch?
02-24-2026 | 7:56am - Sports betting is such a racket.
02-23-2026 | 4:45pm - Who the fuck would even want to party with Kash Patel? Also, why do we keep paying taxes if it's just going to stupid shit like Kash Patel flying on the taxpayer dime to Italy to party at the Olympics?
02-22-2026 | 8:58am - Happy Home Buyers commercials annoying AF. Almost as annoying as the banana phone junk guy.
02-22-2026 | 5:49am - 25,34,77, -105
02-18-2026 | 9:29am - Dumb questions being asked at the Olympics. Just let the skier enjoy her gold medal, media lady.
02-16-2026 | 4:06pm - I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You're a schmuck if you volunteered for the World Cup. FIFA is a multi-billion dollar organization and should be paying for 'help.'
02-16-2026 | 7:30am - ICE harassing a US citizen teenager in a Walmart parking lot in Olathe. WTF?
02-14-2026 | 6:41am - Happy Valentine's Day! Go get yourself checked for STDs.
02-13-2026 | 7:36am - Happy Friday the 13th! Also, fuck Manny Abarca. Ese pinche cabron no vale verga.
02-11-2026 | 5:52pm - Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.) and Rep. Mark Alford (R-Mo.) can both suck a bag of dicks. Wanting to investigate Bad Bunny over the Super Bowl halftime show? GTFO
02-10-2026 | 9:04pm - I really don't care about Savannah Guthrie's mom, but holy shit the media sure does. Fucking breaking into the Olympics and shit.
02-08-2026 | 9:23pm - Congrats to Sam Darnold and the Seattle Seahawks!
02-08-2026 | 4:53pm - Symphony earlier today with the wife and now the SUPER BOWL!
02-03-2026 | 7:20pm - Remember when the Pro Bowl was actually a real football game and played in Hawaii? Pepperidge Farms remembers. What kind of abomination is this?
01-30-2026 | 6:11pm - The World Cup is gonna be a shit show for Kansas City, huh?
01-25-2026 | 10:59pm - Missed the NFC Championship game to attend a bassoon recital. Looks like it was a good game too! Congrats Seahawks!
01-25-2026 | 5:00pm - Congrats to the Pats for getting back to the Super Bowl in the post-Tom Brady era.
01-24-2026 | 6:49am - Woke up to a snowy morning.
01-23-2026 | 8:45am - Dumb, dumb, dumb.
01-19-2026 | 10:17pm - Congratulations to Indiana!
01-18-2026 | 9:02pm - Well shit. There goes my Super Bowl prediction of Bears vs Broncos. Even with Bo Nix out, I thought the Broncos could still manage but noooooo, dang Bears. In fantastic news though, my guy Mevis scored the winning field goal! MIZ!
01-17-2026 | 10:02pm - Seahawks were so dominant tonight that my boy Drew Lock got to come in with 9 minutes left in the game! MIZ!
01-17-2026 | 9:01pm - Oh shit! Broken ankle for Bo Nix?!
01-17-2026 | 7:14pm - Poor Josh Allen loses again. Those Bills can never catch a break. Hell of a game though! And my prediction from 12-15-2025 of Broncos vs Bears at the Super Bowl is still intact!
01-17-2026 | 1:10pm - Fun little trip to Stockton Lake done. Home sweet home for a while.
01-14-2026 | 7:45am - Good to be back in Kansas City after visiting my folks for a week.
01-12-2026 | 10:14pm - Texans defense for the win because the offense tried their best to lose it!
01-11-2026 | 8:24pm - Motherfuckers running for political office in Alice, TX are the same motherfuckers that were running when I was a kid in the 80s and 90s, or their kids. Big fish, little pond I suppose?
01-06-2026 | 8:10pm - This episode of Stranger Things is a total tribute to bukakke. 💦
01-06-2026 | 7:37am - Is Polymarket where you find new partners for your polycule?
01-04-2026 | 10:38pm - End of Ravens vs Steelers was insane! Steelers vs Texans next week!
01-04-2026 | 3:21pm - Texans!
01-03-2026 | 9:22pm - Brock Purdy not looking so purdy right now.
01-03-2026 | 8:58am - Oh, look. Venezuela was invaded.
01-02-2026 | 9:59pm - Hell of a TD by Kamario Taylor!
01-02-2026 | 7:02pm - Kinda fucked up that these college football players are making 10x, if not more, than what university professors make on average.
01-01-2026 | 10:56pm - WTF was up with the end of the Sugar Bowl?! LMAO
01-01-2026 | 5:39pm - Looks like Indiana is the real deal.
01-01-2026 | 2:21pm - Them Texas Tech boys crying.
01-01-2026 | 12:10am - Happy New Year!
12-31-2025 | 6:04pm - Watching the local news for the last time in 2025 and KC city council members are arguing like lil bitches.
12-29-2025 | 7:27pm - WTF is the Save America Movement and why the fuck are they spamming me?
12-27-2025 | 8:50pm - Mizzou started off strong, but damn the last 2 quarters have been rough.
12-24-2025 | 10:25pm - This De Jesus kid from Cal is pretty fantastic.
12-22-2025 | 7:30pm - Philip Rivers looking sharp tonight. Making us 40-something men proud.
12-22-2025 | 3:07pm - Chiefs moving over to the Kansas side. I'm OK with that.
12-19-2025 | 8:08pm - The Oklahoma head coach and the Alabama head coach are literally the same guy.
12-18-2025 | 10:01pm - That was the wackiest 2 point conversion I have ever seen.
12-15-2025 | 8:38pm - Imma call it tonight. It will be Broncos vs Bears in the Super Bowl.
12-13-2025 | 7:49pm - Congratulations to Fernando Mendoza for winning the Heisman!
12-13-2025 | 12:14pm - RIP Abraham Quintanilla. I will always share the story of your stinky bathroom when I visited Q Productions with my friends.
12-12-2025 | 7:36am - Want to ban books? Fuck you.
12-08-2025 | 10:58pm - The World Cup is still 6 months away, and I am already tired of all the local news coverage.
12-07-2025 | 12:54pm - I love when games are snowy in Buffalo.
12-05-2025 | 4:33pm - FIFA peace prize? Alrighty then.
12-04-2025 | 9:04am - AI on my phone? How about we start with autocorrect that works?
12-03-2025 | 8:12am - So many cash for your home commercials while watching the morning news. And they all seem shady AF.
12-01-2025 | 6:30pm - I hate when Monday Night Football is just on ESPN. Wonderful World of Disney on ABC can bite my ass.
12-01-2025 | 9:02am - KCPD can never seem to pull over people with expired temp tags or, these days, no tags at all. But will they pull you over for driving too fast for snowy conditions? Apparently. How is that even quantifiable, KCPD? Truly ridiculous.
11-30-2025 | 8:50am - Today I learned nose mittens are a thing.
11-29-2025 | 11:16am - Will Ohio State choke against Michigan again? We shall find out!
11-29-2025 | 7:57am - My Nikon Coolpix P1100 is a nice camera with a hell of a long lens, but I am missing my D850 at the moment.
11-28-2025 | 8:19pm - Purdue is playing like purdoodoo against Indiana.
11-28-2025 | 10:59am - Super Mario Bros 40th anniversary? I am so old.
11-27-2025 | 9:24am - Happy Thanksgiving
11-26-2025 | 11:25am - I love seeing my murder of crows out in the backyard.
11-26-2025 | 10:39am - Bringing the micro blog back because why not?
